In which our intrepid trio have no formal training in film criticism but decide to criticize films anyways as we discuss a classic Michael Dudikoff film from 1985. 

Yay/Nay (2:08) The Avengers • The Avengers Age of Ultron • 24 Hours to Live • Big Trouble In Little China • Sin Nombre • You Were Never Really Here • A Quiet Place • Ready Player One • The Villainess • Phenomena • 

Trailer Hitches (35:26) We discuss the new trailer that Sony dropped in our laps for the upcoming Tom Hardy superhero(?) film, Venom. Does it seem like something we can (ahem) sink our teeth into? 

Main Review (45:38)

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Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio take the warp zone back to 1989 to revisit a feature length advertisement for Nintendo and a childhood classic of Hermano's. Does it hold up or do we need an extra life to send it to oblivion? 

Yay/Nay (1:49) Branded to Kill • You Were Never Really Here • All the Money in the World • The Greatest Showman • Rampage • 

Movie Battle Royale (23:23) Underworld v The Professional • Jumanji v Zodiac • Total Recall v Back to the Future • Memento v Austin Powers • Scream v Batman & Robin • 

Main Review (37:56)

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In which our intrepid trio are down one since Wally couldn't keep quiet as usual. However, joining us is Andrew Johnson from Film Geek Radio. Please follow Andrew on twitter @WriterAndrew

Yay/Nay (1:17) Accident Man • Mighty Aphrodite • Titanic • Thelma • The Young Karl Marx • Ready Player One • The Death of Stalin • Upstream Color • Michael Clayton • Fail Safe • The Terror (tv) • 

Andrews Hot Takes (27:00) Andrew uses his time to convince the world that The Book of Henry is actually a good film, despite its bonkers nature. Truthfully, this film is worth your time and we try to convince Hermano to watch it. 

Main Review (43:49) 

Spoilers (54:09) 

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In which our intrepid trio sings each others life songs to each other as we travel the country side and discuss this 1966 Japanese film. 

Yay/Nay (0:49) Santa Clarita Diet • Ben Hur • Best F(r)iends Vol 1 • In the Heat of the Night • Jacobs Ladder • Whiplash • Amores Perros • Ready Player One • Star Wars the Last Jedi • 

Main Review (27:12) 

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In which our intrepid trio make all the wrong decisions as we explore this Netflix original film. 

Yay/Nay (1:44) Lady Bird • Atomic Blonde • Arrival • Silence of the Lambs • The Death of Stalin • My Neighbor Totoro • Wild Wild Country • The Alienist (TNT) • Mom and Dad • Pacific Rim Uprising • Wind River • Harry Potter series • Tim's Letterboxd Ranking: https://letterboxd.com/graphictim/list/harry-potter-films-ranked/

Patreon Thank You (40:49)

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In which our intrepid trio are joined by Mark Hurne on a cross country getaway while we encounter circus freaks, blind men, and the elite 1 percenters behind a grand conspiracy. Please follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne and his work at CriterionCast.com. 

Yay/Nay (3:40) The Strangers Prey at Night • Jupiter Ascending • Mrs. Doubtfire • Dredd • Annihilation • The Revenant • Wild Wild Country (Netflix) • Tomb Raider • In The Name Of The Father • Paprika • 

Marks Criterion 101 (31:22) Mark enlists the help of the three of us to discuss some upcoming Criterion releases we are looking forward to. He finishes off the segment by discussing the other upcoming releases and what to expect from them. 

Main Review (58:12)

Spoilers (1:33:07) 

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In which our intrepid trio kidnap an unwilling youngster and force her to pretend to be a relative to fool other podcasters into thinking we have done something useful with our lives other than talk about movies for 90 minutes at a time. 

Yay/Nay (2:10) Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime • Legends of Chima • The Florida Project • Lady Dynamite S2 • Murder on the Orient Express (2017) • Altered Carbon (Netflix) • Alien Covenant • American Made • The Hurricane Heist • 

Donate to Patreon/Give us a Film to Review (27:56) 

Main Review (35:28)

Spoilers (58:26) 

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FTW305 - Mute

  

  

In which our intrepid trio try to stay upbeat and positive to discuss the latest film by Duncan Jones to drop on Netflix, Mute. Serenity now! 

Oscars 2018 talk (5:57)

Yay/Nay (20:40) Swimming With Sharks • Murder on the Orient Express (1974) • Red Sparrow • Darkman • The 39 Steps • Veronica • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 • A Serious Man • Deep Red • 

Movie Battle Royale (40:14) Cars v Back to the Future • Big v Sin City • Superman Returns v The Fast and the Furious • The Goonies v Air Force One • The Incredibles v The Exorcist • 

Main Review (53:09) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:14:31) 

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In which our intrepid trio are down one since Hermano was taken into the woods by the fearsome ManBearPig. However, joining us tonight to give us his best scientific analysis is Matt Curione from TalkFilmSociety.com. Please listen to his shows on iTunes and give him a follow on twitter @TheRealMattC

 

Yay/Nay (7:44) It Happened One Night • The Dark Crystal • The Love Witch • The Eyes of My Mother • Maelstrom • Game Night • Mom and Dad • 

Trailer Hitches (25:10) A Quiet Place • Sicario 2: Soldado • Hurricane Heist (aka The Next Greatest Film of All Time) • 

Main Review (37:16) 

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In which our intrepid trio walk lazily about our boring lives in the most apathetic way imaginable while Andrew Johnson joins us to brag about the corpse in the woods he may or may not have been involved with. Please follow Andrew on twitter @WriterAndrew. If you want. If not, whatever. It doesn't matter. 

Yay/Nay (4:29) Death Wish (1974) • Basic Instinct • Showgirls • Starship Troopers • The Virgin Spring • Body Double • Rotten • The Angry Birds Movie • The Emoji Movie • Ms .45 • Monty Python and the Holy Grail • 

Andrew's Hot Takes (32:26) Andrew presents the idea that maybe the violence in our consumable media actually does have an effect on real life violence. 

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Outro/B-Roll (1:29:49) 

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