In which our intrepid trio use the NOS to avoid the crowd of zombie cars trying to alter our opinion of the eighth entry into this neverending franchise. Joining us for this episode is our bi-monthly contributor, Andrew Johnson. Please follow Andrew on twitter @WriterAndrew and please send all hate tweets his way. 

 

The Last Jedi trailer talk (1:07) 

Yay/Nay (12:07) Homeland • Louis CK 2017 • El Topo • TMNT Out Of The Shadows • Bad Moms • Silence • Get Out • The Handmaiden • 

Andrews Hot Takes (31:48) Andrew delivers a controversial opinion regarding Zero Dark Thirty and United 93. Remember to send all hate tweets to @WriterAndrew.

Main Review (52:57) 

Spoilers (1:14:40) 

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In which our intrepid trio are down one since a huge bird came from the sky and took Wally away in its huge claws. However, in his stead, is our favorite British film critic, from FilmSeekers.com, Neil Ramjee. Be sure to visit his site and follow Neil on twitter @NeilRamjee  

Yay/Nay (2:30) Hard Eight • Notes On Blindness • Episodes • Rick and Morty • Better Call Saul S3 • The American Friend • The Man From U.N.C.L.E. • Louis CK 2017 • The Discovery • Moana • Loving • 

Trailer Hitches (31:06) Thor Ragnarok • Detroit • The Book Of Henry • 

Main Review (50:58)

Spoilers (1:10:53) 

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In which our intrepid trio are down one man due to Wally ripping off his clothes, disappearing, and being called into combat. Joining us for his bi-monthly stint is Mark Hurne. Please listen to his show, The Criterion Close-Up Podcast, on iTunes and follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne for some delicious film takes.  

  

Yay/Nay (7:57) Trainspotting • Far From Heaven • John Waters Films • Sixteen Candles • The Walking Dead S7 • Five Came Back • The Americans S4 • Patriots Day • Shost In The Shell 1995 • S-Town Podcast •  

  

Mark's Criterion 101 (35:29) We essentially turn this episode into The Before Trilogy Criterion Examination Hour as well as mention notable upcoming Criterion releases. 

 

Main Review (1:03:38) 

  

Spoilers (1:24:56)  

  

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In which our intrepid trio travel to the depths of the internet and come out the other side covered in feathers as we discuss one of the most unusual stories we have seen in quite some time.  

Yay/Nay (5:59) No Country For Old Men • Power Rangers • The Stunt Man • LA Confidential • Edge Of Seventeen • 

Trailer Hitches (25:46) A Ghost Story • It • Best F(r)iends • 

Main Review WITH SPOILERS! (48:00) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:17:02)

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FTW255 - Elle

  

  

In which our intrepid trio wade carefully into the dark territories that is Paul Verhoeven's controversial 2016 film and also demand that Emma Stone immediately return her Oscar. 

Yay/Nay (1:52) The Gong Show • Gladiator • Unforgiven • The Americans S3 • The Love Witch • Toy Story 2 • Train To Busan • 

Movie Battle Royale (25:36) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure v The Blues Brothers • Shoot 'Em Up v Deuce Bigelow • The Matrix v X-Men 2 • Step Brothers v Con Air • 40 Year Old Virgin v 28 Days Later •  

Main Review (36:16)

Spoilers (57:45)

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In which our intrepid trio are joined by Richard Newby (and his puppies) of AudiencesEverywhere.net to hunt down some awful people and cut off their nipples. Please visit Richards site and follow him on twitter @RICHARDLNEWBY. Be sure to ask how his dogs are doing ;-)

  

Yay/Nay (2:58) Kong Skull Island • Fist Of Legend • Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising • Die Hard 2 • The Last Of Us (video game) • Loving • Logan • 

 

Trailer Hitches (23:42) Wonder Woman • Atomic Blonde • Blade Runner 2049 • Baby Driver • 

 

Main Review (41:38) 

 

Spoilers (1:06:08)  

 

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In which our intrepid trio perform gun acrobatics and gesticulate wildly as we continue our Revenge Series (or do we?) with the classic 1986 John Woo film.  

Yay/Nay (4:51) Revenge of the Nerds 2 • The Edge of Seventeen • Near Dark • One False Move • The Raid • The Raid 2 • Cop Land • Captive (short film) • 

Trailer Hitches (29:15) The Bad Batch • Five Came Back • Painless • 

Main Review (42:28)

Spoilers (1:03:48)

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In which our intrepid trio are down one due to Hermano trying to emulate the titular character by dying his beard and wandering about the desert with an old man. However, Bubbawheat from FlightsTightsAndMovieNights.com joins us as superhero/comic book films are right in his wheelhouse! Please follow him on twitter @Bubbawheat and listen to his shows on iTunes!  

 

Beware, this episode is spoiler-ific!   

 

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In which our intrepid trio exact our own version of justice on life, movies, and other podcasts as we discuss this 1974 cult classic. 

 

Yay/Nay (2:58) Kung Pow Enter The Fist • John Wick Chapter 2 • The Last Man You Meet • Get Out • Point Break • I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore • OJ Made In America • Manchester By The Sea • The Hateful Eight • Gymkata • 

 

Oscar Talk (25:38) We break down our thoughts on "The Flub" as well as the winners and losers based on what we actually saw. The Neon Demon was robbed! 

 

Montage Episodes 241 - 250 (44:40) Bubbawheat once again provides his editing talents to give us a montage of our previous 10 episodes. Please visit his site at FlightTightsAndMovieNights.com as well as his various shows on iTunes. Also give him a follow on twitter @Bubbawheat 

 

Main Review (1:06:01)

 

Spoilers (1:23:42) 

 

Tribute to Bill Paxton/Outtakes (1:37:44)

 

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In which our intrepid trio is down one man due to a debt, a dog, and some guns. Or maybe lots of guns. Lots and lots and lots of guns. However, joining us tonight is the man with the biggest guns, the best guns, no one has better guns, Andrew Johnson. Please follow Andrew on twitter @WriterAndrew for his usual hot takes.  

  

Yay/Nay (7:17) Blow Out • The Young Pope • Luke Cage • Cameraperson • The Dressmaker • Cronos • Seven Days In May • Tampopo • Kingdom of Heaven • Victoria • Lights Out • The Nightmare •  

  

Andrews Hot Takes (30:43) Andrew delivers less a hot take than a strongly worded suggestion to the Academy Awards voters and how they could be more inclusive in the Best Picture category.  

  

Main Review (46:38)  

  

Spoilers (1:13:16)  

  

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